A good day to bury good news

Philip Clarke, Chief Executive Officer of Tesco plc was on Radio Scotland's Good Morning Scotland this morning and was asked, of course, about his company's reaction in the event of Scottish independence. His response was:

"We're the biggest retailer in Scotland. Our bank's headquartered there. Umm...we're going to be in Scotland if it's independent or not".

Martin Gilbert, Chief Executive of Aberdeen Asset Management, Europe's largest independent asset manager with funds of £324.5 billion under management as at 31 March 2014, was on the same programme and was asked, of course, about his company's reaction in the event of Scottish independence. His response was:

"we will remain neutral on the subject because it is a decision for the Scottish people...we have no plans to move our headquarters out of Aberdeen....Let the people decide in September...We already operate in 30 countries round the world so one more's not going to make any difference"

This'll be all over the press and the broadcast media.

Won't it?

Devo nowt

Labour's devo-nano proposals are, to be fair, an advance on the kind of thing envisaged by the Michael Kelly faction. But the claim made by Better Together that they amount to a "guarantee" of "more" "powers" for the Scottish Parliament is simply untrue in any real sense and within any meaning of the word "power" that I know of.

Leave aside the impossibility of the "guarantee". We're not being offered any more power. We are just essentially to be allowed to collect our money from ourselves in a pointlessly complicated, more costly, inefficient way (by a new kind of tax) in order that things are more "transparent". Fair enough, perhaps. Nothing wrong with responsibility. Except, as I say, for the otherwise pointless cost and complexity. It adds nothing material to anything at all.

Don't, of course, take my word for it. Read what Johann Lamont told Durham's Northern Echo newspaper:

"Ms Lamont urged people in the North-East not to believe 'propaganda' about extra powers and riches heading to Edinburgh.
...
[She said] 'Scotland has a fixed budget. Our choice is about how we spend it. I can understand people in the North-East hearing about the fantastic things going on in Scotland, but that other side of it is never spoken about.

Scotland will not be getting more money, it will simply be accountable for raising more of its money. I hope that dispels some myths.'"

Doesn't it just?

It doesn't take a weatherman

A petty, small-minded Scot, on holiday in France, watching their TV and noticing that they do things differently, just like we used to do, writes: "No. HERE'S the bloody weather":

YouYesYet?

"YOU YES YET?™" asked Greg Hemphill a few weeks back. Far, far too fantastic a rallying cry not to be on posters in windows the length and breadth of the country.

So, you can download here a single pdf file comprising eight A4, high resolution versions of the above in a variety of colours to appeal across the political spectrum. You can choose which ones to print off and display or distribute. For sharing online or otherwise, you can download the following jpegs:

A question of morals

Module: Ethics and Society
Paper 1

Please answer all questions, giving reasons for your answers.

Question 1 (a)
You are asked by your elderly, housebound neighbour if you will get some messages for him and you agree. He hands you his shopping list. On it, you see that he has asked you, amongst other things, to go to the newsagent to collect a pornographic magazine for him. Do you agree to do so?

Question 1 (b)
On the way, he texts you and asks you also to get him a copy of the Scotsman. Do you agree to do so?

Question 1 (c)
On leaving the newsagent, which publication do you hide inside which?

A businessman writes

Another businessman has issued staff with helpful guidance on how they should vote in the referendum.

What's it all about?

As we sit breathless with gratitude, simply agog at the possibility of being allowed to tax ourselves slightly more heavily or decide who can and can't have an air pistol, it's as well to remember what this is all about. Here's a summary - a summary - of those matters on which we are, under no circumstances, to be trusted (source: Scotland Act 1998, Schedule 5 for the list of "reserved matters"):